Love your Neighbor? Nah, I’m good.

I can’t do it. I can’t love my neighbor. BTW, if my real neighbors Sharon on my right and John on my left are listening, I’m not talking about you. You guys are great and easy to love. Though I do want to talk about that sprinkler rotting my fence post.

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There are only two destinations, Heaven, and Hell

Despite some religions which espouse reincarnation or a ‘state of nothingness’ as the end game, the Lord Jesus himself clarified there is no middle ground, and he spoke a lot about hell. He told us more about hell than any other prophet. It seems like we needed to hear this from someone we could not…

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Trying to teach ChatGPT to write a Joke

ChatGPT’s responses remind me so much of Data, the android character on Star Trek The Next Generation.

Here was my prompt: I am giving a sermon on love thy neighbor. I wonder if you can help me create a few jokes about how hard it would be for Jesus to love his neighbor if he lived today.

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People went to heaven before Jesus

The empty tomb and the hundreds of eye witnesses to Jesus walking the earth for 40 days after coming back from the dead testify to his overcoming death. His accession to heaven shows Jesus returned to whence he came (yes, I said whence!) Blinding Saul on the road to Damascus shows Jesus can act upon…

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We are saved from hell by Works

The shock of this statement by Calvinist leaning Christians shouting Sola Fide! gives way to a scolding finger wag and head shake once the literary trickery is revealed. I assert we are most certainly saved by works,..

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Can there be salvation without God taking the Initiative?

After the encounter with the rich young ruler in Matt 19:25, Jesus’ disciples ask “Who then can be saved?” Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” John 6:44 says it is completely out of our hands as Jesus says “No one can come to…

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